my mom comes into my room the same way that timmy turner’s dad does
“i’m respecting your privacy by knocking”
“but asserting my authority as your parent by coMING IN ANYWAY”
June 2013
“i need money”
“get a job”
“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads”
hey
instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt
maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully
this is the best shit ive read in a fucking while.
is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late
*me hearing gossip about person i hate*
only hot people can see this post
how the hell did a blank post get so many notes
Look at all these amazing games coming out for devices I don’t own





