monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

(via dutchster)

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx, via intensional)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via theranganator)

disarms:

goodbye my love

disarms:

goodbye my love

(via laugh-addict)

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via memewhore)

a-joshifer-shipper:

mockingjace:

ennobaria:

Jennifer about the fans

#her bodyguard tho

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"You all need jesus."

(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily, via pizza)

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via laugh-addict)

palmist:

i love this blooper 

(via lulz-time)

behind-the-musgo:

Que no toques, por qué tocas!?!

behind-the-musgo:

Que no toques, por qué tocas!?!

(via srvenganza)

algofalla:

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